Skateboarding is Too Cool for COVID-19 in Toronto - Investigation Begins

This is a real story, and it makes me want to rejoin Twitter,  I was kicked TWTR off a while ago.

I saw this on Michael Malice's Locals site.  Ricky posted what is one of the best stories of This Novel Coronavirus Era.

Apparently the petty micromanaging Karen tyrants who rule over us don't like this kind of thing.  It seems that these skateboarders are being looked into for being too cool.  

Naturally, the comments are where it's at:

Karen made a few appearances in the comments as well.  The winner of the Novel Coronavirus Era is Karen, who seems to be loving every minute of it.